| Hollywood showed us the fine line between tasteful man fur (Tom Selleck) and undesirable bro-vergrowth (Teen Wolf). Instead of undergoing a painful waxing for your hairy situation -- à la Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin -- treat yourself like a true celebrity with today's finely-groomed deal at Lakevue Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery. Spend $99 and receive three laser hair removal treatments for your ears, neck, hands, face, feet, and buttocks for men; or bikini, underarms, upper lip, face, or underarms for women (a $300 value). You can also pay $199 and receive three treatments for your chest, stomach, back, or arms, or even a Man-zilian (a $600 value). This safe yet effective treatment will have any body ready for summer -- and can even serve as a smooth gift for Dad, giving him something he might not buy for himself but has secretly always wanted. Even manlier than chest hair: The ability to recognize the need for a little man-scaping. |
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